The best video. Surprise!

Over 12 million people have already seen this, so I am waaay late to the party, but is this not the sweetest reaction?

Jimmy Kimmel vs Ellen DeGeneres Nice Off

Hi readers! It's Friday and you should be nice on Fridays. Remember to be nice today!

"Got anymore of those Tofutti Cuties?" Float on...

1. Do you like blue cheese? Hell no.

2. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? Once. And I choked for about 2 hours after.

3. Do you own a gun? No.

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? Cherry Limemade! Duh.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yes. Always. 

6. Do you like hot-dogs? No way. I'm a vegetarian.

7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water or Advocare's Spark

8. Can you do push-ups? Yes.

9. What’s your favorite meal? Corn on the cob.

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? Purple heart ring Greg proposed to me with.

11. Favorite hobby? Blogging. Playing co-ed football. 

12. Do you work with people who idolize you? Lol. No.

13. Name a trait that you hate about yourself? My lack of patience or my resistance to forgive and forget. 

14. Middle name? Elizabeth Dunn

15. Name 3 thoughts at this moment: Need to mow the grass, I didn't sleep well again, love this cool front that came in over night.

16. Name 3 things you bought yesterday: A slide for Charleigh, milk, and candle tarts.

17. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: Water, Advocare Spark, and almond milk.

18. Current worry right now? Next week. 

19. Current hate right now? How expensive it is to fly.

20. Favorite place to be?  Home with Greg and Charleigh or Cincinnati

21. How did you bring in New Years? For the first time ever, I went to bed before midnight. Shameful.

22. Favorite place to go? Cincinnati, Smoky Mountains, Philadelphia

23. What is your most recurring dream? Anything to do with Charleigh. 

24. Introvert or extrovert? Honestly I'd say I'm a little of both. 

25. What color shirt are you wearing? White.

26. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Never have.

27. Can you whistle? Not great.

28. Can you sing? I like to think so. 

29. Favorite color? Yellow.

30. Would you be a pirate? If it involved finding buried treasure.

31. What songs do you sing in the shower? Country

32. Favorite girl’s name? Charleigh

33. Favorite boy’s name? ?

34. Who is your loudest friend? Patrick

35. What’s in your pocket right now?  Nothing.

36. Last thing that made you laugh? Charleigh dancing.

37. Bed sheets as a child? I had all different kinds. The California Rasins, The Berenstain Bears just to name a few.

38. Worst injury you've ever had? I broke my middle finger in the 9th grade.

39. Do you love where you live? I adore Baltimore. It is the city that stole my heart.

40. How many TVs are in your house? 2.

41. What is your worst habit? Eating ice. Biting my nails. 

42. How many dogs do you have?  0

43. Does someone have a crush on you? I'd like to think my husband does.

44. Do you own slippers? No.

45. What is your favorite book? The Fault in Our Stars by John Greene

46. What is your favorite candy? Snow Caps or chocolate covered pretzels.  

47. What is your favorite sports team? Green Bay Packers, Cincinnati Reds, Washington Capitals, Baltimore Ravens.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Float on of course.

49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night? Sleeping. 

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? I don't want to go work out.

Parks and Recreation: Food is energy

BREAKING NEWS - I no longer feel any guilt for the 3am brownie I ate last night Thanks to Andy breaking it down for me. (See previous post)

Spelling isn't my strong suit.

I had insomnia last night. That happens to me maybe once a year. I was up in the wee hours watching Friends re-runs. That was a great show. I had to hit the gym right away today because I may or may not have eaten a stupid brownie at 3am. Who does that? (The answer is a fat kid)

It's the 20th anniversary of one of the best movies of all time, The Sandlot. Look at the cast above. Is it just me, or do they look identical to themselves as kids? The red haired kid in particular. I need to watch this movie again now. Look at Squints! I wonder if he ever married Wendy Peffercorn?

Is "imparticular" a word? Spellcheck is telling me no, but I could have sworn that what I should have said above instead of "in particular?" This is why I was always out in the first round of the spelling bee in grade school.

Bad spellers unight! (See what I did there?) Ha! Float on...

I kick my own butt in this post.

Hola pals! Hi Gramma. Hi mom. Hi Sylvie. Hi to you all!

The royal baby was born. The media has covered this birth like this was the last baby that was ever going to be born. Crazy. Greg and I made a bet that if the baby was a girl, he would have to change the cat box. If the baby was a boy, I would have to change the cat box... crap! (Literally)

Last week we went through a heat wave. It was over 100 all week. I got in my car last Thursday afternoon and my thermometer said 111 degrees. I absolutely hate being hot. I turn into a whiny baby. I'm thinking of starting a countdown for fall (the BEST TIME OF THE YEAR!)

Someone should just kick me. I'm whiny about being hot and yet I have AC in my house and my car. Remember when I went four years without AC in my car? How quickly I forget what it could be like. Or what about the solders overseas in temperatures hotter than Haiti's? Shut up Meg.

I just successfully kicked my own butt.

 

This picture has nothing to do with anything other than I think it's freaking hilarious. If you can't read the tiny print it says, "No matter how cool you think you are, using that thing brands you an assclown." HAhahahha!

Than I found these too. Happy Tuesday! Float on...

Charleigh "playing" softball